Manufacturer Recall
Manufacturer Recall
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year,
due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting
in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed, "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," or more
commonly known as S. I. N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized
repair and service, free of charge, to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has
most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There
is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your
burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the
Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual: the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for
further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human-being unit without correction voids any
manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and
will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on
JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in
the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination
of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
P. S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of
This important recall notice!!!
I John 4:7 & 8 "Beloved let us love one another. For love is of God And everyone that loveth is
born of God.
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year,
due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting
in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed, "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," or more
commonly known as S. I. N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized
repair and service, free of charge, to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has
most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There
is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your
burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the
Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual: the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for
further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human-being unit without correction voids any
manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and
will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on
JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in
the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination
of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
P. S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of
This important recall notice!!!
I John 4:7 & 8 "Beloved let us love one another. For love is of God And everyone that loveth is
born of God.
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